- me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
- looking back at myself a year ago: how embarrassing
- looking back at myself a month ago: how embarrassing
- looking back at myself a week ago: how embarrassing
- looking back at myself yesterday: how embarrassing
- looking at myself right now: how embarrassing
- Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
- JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
- Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
- Middle of the book: Many characters die.
- End of the book: All the characters died.
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.